Taking a page from some of the big boys, I'm going to release some information on our blog's penetration of internet demographics without making it sound any more dirty. Here are some visual aids to give you an idea:
Obviously our marketing strategy could use some revamping, but I feel confident in one solution I'm planning.
Stat Counter provides some lovely little services for spying on all of you and your online habits. It’s sort of like looking through internet peepholes, or more appropriately in some cases, glory holes. One thing it offers is the ability to see how some users came across our website using a search engine, and what search phrase they used that eventually lead them into our unaccommodating hands. Here's a list of some of those search phrases:
* ds is the best in the business
* neo gent le
* D.S. best in the business
* limericks only for adults
* ladies fuck gent
* D.S is the best in the business
* "curdled milk" game
* D.S. is the best in the business
* "ben hergt" Arena
* bilding hoes
And now, to release our quarterly results for the fiscal year. We're currently losing money. Moving on up to a de-luxe dotcom in the sky cost $10. Dotcum was sadly not offered.
Lastly, I would like to welcome two new members to the adult industry:
Alex Hopke - biochemist, beard enthusiast, and chemical Antichrist who has been responsible for countless war crimes in Bomberman using biological agents and will almost assuredly do the same in real life some day
Reid Messenger - pixel scrutinizer, cat appreciator, disgruntled telemarketer, and sender of disturbing pictures (or just pictures of birds) on PSN
One last note. I feel like we haven’t been making good on the promise of game-related fan filth that our blog’s name suggests. To remedy this there will be some adults only fan fiction planned for the future. That much I can assure you. Maybe then we’ll get some respectable clicks.
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