How Things Work

You may meet me in the street, and after a few moments of pleasantries, you may begin to recount what you enjoyed about the most recent episode of Heroes. I will nod my head to show my interest, but I will be thinking about Gunstar Heroes and whether or not I think my cartridge is still in working order. Oh it isn't you, it's me. As my favorite past time, video games manage to work their way into the duller aspects of my life. No no, that isn't to say YOU are dull! It's just conversations in which you are speaking to me exclusively are less entertaining than, say... Pong.

I'm sorry, that was rude. What I mean to say is, less entertaining than Super Pong.

Well I certainly don't think I have a sass-mouth.

There is no need to bring my mother into this.

Okay.

See you next week, Professor.

...

I've noticed quite awhile ago that my feeble attempt at taking notes, or more accurately my great effort to try and look busy have been riddled with doodles, many of which reflect my gaming habits. These doodles are one attempt to enliven class wide debates by rendering them silent to my ears. When I do listen, it's merely to find fault in my class mates opinions and then doodle that as well. A professor of mine once asked about my doodles and I told him they work as mnemonic devices. He did not believe me as he did not see how a giant squid punching a shark would help me remember any aspect of the life of Beethoven.

Here, I will give you a fairly accurate look into my psyche. You may glean quite a bit from these pages.


You may find:

1.Fledgling article ideas
2.What I should be studying.
3.Insight from the people around me.
4.Likes and Dislikes
5.Much much more!

It'll be like Waldo, only less fun.

Click 'em to make them larger. This is not meant to be suggestive.






After this, I will indeed be playing The Lost and the Damned expansion, as I have been looking forward to it, as you can see. Expect coverage of the uncoverage sometime in the near future. Now, my friends, I feel closer to you and I expect you feel closer to me. If I could hug you and hold you to me, I would. Perhaps some day I can convey to you my affection.